We would like to once again apologize to Dr. Jones for last year's mistaken announcement. We should really have double-checked the envelope for this award in particular.
Most coffee shops have a descendant of Sophia of Hanover on staff for this, but just as I was about to ask for help, a previously unknown heir of Uther Pendragon who was ordering a muffin tripped on my laptop cord.
All discussions of daylight saving time policy are doomed by a mix of contradictory, inconsistent, and impossible preferences, which is why I think the only thing we can really hope to do is to make it worse.
That's actually how I set up https://kybernetikos.github.io/UIT/ local solar midnight is always directly down on the clockface and solar midday directly up. It rotates as you travel.
… ok I just was riffing on "epigenetics", but apparently someone did coin "epimemetics" already. Sadly the first impression I get based on search results is that they're wankers who think they're genius philosophers for coming up with it.